Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed
there for a number of years. He came home one day to confess to his wife
that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife
suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill
said he would be too embarrassed.
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later ,
Bill came home and his wife could see
At once that something was seriously wrong.
What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this
Tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed.
Yes, I did." he
replied.
My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened
With the pickle Slicer?"
" Oh...she got fired too."
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