OK - Maggie and Mrs. Reel are getting a LITTLE too brazen around here lately - I see more guys sporting black eyes than other things they'd rather be 'sportin' because the gurls are gettin' a little too big for their britches.....
This thread it an equal opportunity thread - just so long as the women folk remember their place....
(This is meant in good, fun spirits, so keep it comical and keep it clean, please....) I'll fire the first shot....Because I gots no brains to begin with, eh?
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None, it had better be opened when she brings it to you.
Q: Why do men typically die before their wives do?
A: Because they WANT to...
Q: What food will instantly kill a woman's sex drive?
A: Wedding cake.
When I got married and I said "I do"...she was secretly thinkng "you mean you used to..."
Q: Why does a woman smile so brightly on her wedding day?
A: Because she knows she never has to have "creative" sex again...
Two old timers were fishing under a bridge. When a funeral procession passed above them one man stood, removed his hat and bowed his head in reverence. The other guy looks at hinm and says "geez, that was nice. I didn't know you had it in ya.." The other fellow replied "well, it's the least I can do, I was married to her for 40 years..."