Awright..Put up yer dukes, Girls! - Page 2

ReelCrazySportfishing · 03-21-2007, 02:17 PM

I just cant stay out

Hey MRSREELCRAZY come home and get me a beer woman!!!!!!!
dont make me say it twice

ReelCrazySportfishing · 03-21-2007, 02:20 PM

Wait i forgot you have blonde hair.

GET ME ONE OF THESE!!!!

FMF · 03-21-2007, 02:20 PM

yeah chris....get me one too

FMF · 03-21-2007, 02:23 PM

oh right blonde....get "two" of those things, they are in the fridge.....you know where the fridge is...it's in the kitchen where you should be already cooking pat dinner

ReelCrazySportfishing · 03-21-2007, 02:41 PM

I dont see any Beers yet

whats the hold up?????

H'Islander · 03-21-2007, 03:54 PM

HOW TO BE A GOOD WIFE

Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal, on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal are part of the warm welcome needed.

Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so that you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the home just before your husband arrives, gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too.

Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair, and if necessary change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.

Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad he is home.

Some don'ts: Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't complain if he is late for dinner.

Count this as minor compared with what he might have gone through that day. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.

Listen to him. You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.

Make the evening his. Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to be home and relax.

The Goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

Special K · 03-21-2007, 04:05 PM

hey kev........
you living in the ozzie & harriet re-runs?? i'm laffin' my azz off but now i have to go prepare dinner 'cause i, too had a major shoulder surgery & the woman with a major job wants dinner ready & me fresh and clean.
need to get the boat in the water SOON!!

Bob & Mag · 03-21-2007, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Special K

hey kev........
you living in the ozzie & harriet re-runs?? i'm laffin' my azz off but now i have to go prepare dinner 'cause i, too had a major shoulder surgery & the woman with a major job wants dinner ready & me fresh and clean.
need to get the boat in the water SOON!!

LMAO......what's funny is I'm making Spaghetti and Sausage....Maggie's on her way home from work......LOL

Retirement is only GREAT when boat is in the water and I'm fishin'.

ReelCrazySportfishing · 03-21-2007, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Special K

hey kev........
you living in the ozzie & harriet re-runs?? i'm laffin' my azz off but now i have to go prepare dinner 'cause i, too had a major shoulder surgery & the woman with a major job wants dinner ready & me fresh and clean.
need to get the boat in the water SOON!!

It suck because we have 1 good arm we are at there mercy.
I didnt do dinner tonight just to prove a point.
she dont get dinner until I get that beer.

Oh yea my boat would have been in the water but the snow stopped me. So i have another week with no where to hide

Roy · 03-21-2007, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ReelCrazySportfishing

This is going to get bloody

I cant wait!!!!!!

Im going to be smart and stay out of this one

Good Idea

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