MrsReelCrazy

Just remember that I am the one at WORK with the truck that you need to move that boat!

and where the hell is my beer!

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MrsReelCrazy

A typical day in my life

Alarm goes off at 5 am
I do 3 loads of laundry
take a shower,
make youngest daughters lunch/snack for school
get youngest daughters clothes for school
wake up oldest daughter.. fight with her for the bathroom to get ready for work while she gets ready for school
finally get ready for work,
Wake up the Captain
wake up youngest daughter
drive oldest daughter to school
go to work for 8 1/2 hours
drive home 1/2 hour
pick up oldest daughter from friends house
get home
cook dinner
wash dishes (no dishwasher Captain doesn't know how to hook one up)
do more laundry
give youngest daughter a bath/shower
Maybe on a good night sit down around 8:30
put youngest daughter to bed
then perform wifely duties...
Oh yeah then try to look good if he decides that he wants to do something, ya know put on makeup, but quickly...

A day in Reel Crazy's life

wake up
bring youngest daughter to school
watch Little house on the Prairie
go on NBS Sportfishing
watch TV
lay on the couch
pick up youngest daughter from school
go on NBS again
lay on the couch some more


Anyone want to trade with me????

Christi aka MrsReelCrazy

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MrsReelCrazy

how you making out with that beer?

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MrsReelCrazy

Chuck--- how would you like that beer honey?
on the rocks?

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MrsReelCrazy

HOW TO BE A GOOD HUSBAND

Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal, on time. This is a way of letting HER know that you have been thinking about HER and are concerned about HER needs. Most WOMEN are hungry when they come home (EVEN THOUGH WE SAY THAT WE AREN'T.. WE DO NEED FOOD TO KEEP THESE BODIES IN SHAPE.) and the prospect of a good meal are part of the warm welcome needed.

Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so that you'll be refreshed when SHE arrives. Touch up your hair and be fresh-looking. SHE has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. HER boring day may need a lift.

Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the home just before your WIFE arrives, gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your WIFE will feel SHE has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too.

Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair, and if necessary change their clothes. They are little treasures and SHE would like to see them playing the part. IN FACT SHE PRAYS FOR IT

Minimize all noise. At the time of HER arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see HER. Greet HER with a warm smile and be glad SHE is home.

Some don'ts: Don't greet HER with problems or complaints. Don't complain if SHE is late for dinner.

Count this as minor compared with what SHE might have gone through that day. Make HER comfortable. Have HER lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest SHE lie down in the bedroom IN THE NICE FRESHLY CLEANED BED THAT YOU HAVE MADE. Have a cool or warm drink ready for HER. Arrange HER pillow and offer to take off HER shoesONLY. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow HER to relax and unwind.

Listen to HER. You may have a dozen things to tell HER, but the moment of HER arrival is not the time. Let HER talk first. REMEMBER THAT SHE IS THE ONE THAT WORKED ALL DAY.

Make the evening HERS. Never complain if SHE does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment. Instead, try to understand HER world of strain and pressure, HER need to be home and relax.

The Goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your WIFE can renew HERSELF in body and spirit.

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REDNECK

smart move

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ReelCrazySportfishing

AND WHO GOT WHO TRAINED????????

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Maggie n Bob

The Perfect Man

After careful consideration and endless debate the perfect man has finally been named:

MR. POTATO HEAD!

He's tan! He's cute! He knows the importance of accessorizing.
And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face
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Top Ten Most Polite Ways For a Woman to Say Your Zipper Is Down
by David Letterman

10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

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This letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.
Then, bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 men. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.
At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184 men, four of whom were worth keeping.
REMEMBER! This chain brings luck. One woman's pit bull died, and the next day she received an NFL offensive tackle. An unmarried Jewish woman living with her widowed mother was able to choose between an orthodontist and a gynecologist. You can be lucky too, so DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!
One woman broke the chain and got her own husband back!
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Darling," says a husband coyly to his wife. "Let's swap positions tonight."
"What a good idea," she replies. "You stand in front of the sink and do the dishes and I'll sit in front of the TV and fart."
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die: Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress."
"Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs. Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on television."
"And most importantly make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die," she replied .
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FMF

Mrsreelcrazy...i Got An Avalanche, I Will ToW The "reel Crazy" For My Buddy, Now You.......go Get Them Beers .....now

JayR

LMAO too as that is the boat I'm in right now as well. 'cept mine calls me "bitch" when she gets in....

Special K, question: You any relation to Special Ed? LOL!!!!

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