Awright..Put up yer dukes, Girls! - Page 5

MrsReelCrazy · 03-23-2007, 03:15 AM

A nice, calm and respectable woman went into a pharmacy,
looked the pharmacist straight in his eyes & said, "I would
like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The woman replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord, have
mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's
against the law! My license! They'll throw both of us in jail!
All kinds of bad things will happen! No! You CANNOT
have any cyanide!"

The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture
of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now,
that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

MrsReelCrazy · 03-23-2007, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReelCrazySportfishing

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.

She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits." "I can splash it on my eyes."

Reel Crazy.... where did you get that joke from????

MrsReelCrazy · 03-23-2007, 06:54 AM

H'Islander
As I sit here and reread this post something came to my mind... it seems that I have the "real job" and you have the "cushy job" you have a lot more time to be sitting here and thinking of stuff to say than I do.

Maggie.. I say that I want to be one of these men (term used very lightly) for one day.... do you agree? It would be a days vacation

Chuck-- I don't want to go work your "other" job though

H'Islander · 03-23-2007, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrsReelCrazy

H'Islander
As I sit here and reread this post something came to my mind... it seems that I have the "real job" and you have the "cushy job" you have a lot more time to be sitting here and thinking of stuff to say than I do.

Maggie.. I say that I want to be one of these men (term used very lightly) for one day.... do you agree? It would be a days vacation

Chuck-- I don't want to go work your "other" job though

Uh, oh....I think the Mrs. is starting to take it personal - hope not - You seem like a good egg Christi - it's all s'posed to be tongue-in-cheek...

Editorial comment - I know absolutely zero, zip, nada, ziltch, about the actual life that the Mrs. Reel leads -

All derogatory comments about the Mrs.'s job or efforts are completely fabricated based on real life experiences with other women. Any similarities between my translations above and Mrs. Reel's daily toils are purely coincindence, but probably pretty close to the truth, but then, you guys know how those women can get....

Some sound advice for you guys out there - When referring to the opposite sex, never call them "chicks"...Broads hate that...

ReelCrazySportfishing · 03-23-2007, 08:08 AM

LMAO!!!
Trust me from personal experence (and I know well and have scars to prove it) She is not taking it personal

I hear her in the room laughing as she is typing LOL

except for yesterday I ripped her because I was having as bad day... Sorry again Christi

Maggie n Bob · 03-23-2007, 09:45 AM

yeah, Christi....I think I'd trade a day with one of the guys
DEFINITELY A VACATION and no 100 mile round trip commute either ;)

H'Islander · 03-23-2007, 10:16 AM

Gotta git me one 'o these...

Maggie n Bob · 03-23-2007, 10:48 AM

heaven forbid if you lose it

FMF · 03-23-2007, 12:05 PM

Well "mrs reel crazy" i'll say i am impressed. The post was "put up your duukes GIRLS" you are the only one that has put up her "dukes" For that, I surrender.....But for those other broads on the site.......GET....ME, PAT......AND MRS REEL CRAZY A BEER!

MrsReelCrazy · 03-23-2007, 03:15 PM

H'Islander,
I am not taking any of this personally

I don't take to much to personally... really the only thing that I take personally is a shot about my kids, other than that I let it all roll off my back... I was brought up in a house with 8 kids I am 7th of 8 so I know how to get picked on and give it back.

And come on I have been with Reel Crazy for 17 years I have to have a thick skin also.

thank you chuck,

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