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What have you got to say about the topic of: "email i just got..funny". Here's how is started: "Beloved one, My name is Mrs.Gifty Abavana and I am living with AIDS.Ever since my "
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![]() Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: VOODOO GRILL; MYSTIC, CT
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Beloved one, My name is Mrs.Gifty Abavana and I am living with AIDS.Ever since my husband, Hon. Lawrence R. Abavana, former Ghanaian Agriculture minister died of AIDS and I was tested positive of the AIDS virus, the mass media wouldn’t just let me and my family be. Dear,My children have stopped going to school because they could no longer stand the humiliations from fellow students. The embarrassments are getting on my nerves but what can I do? I would have loved to travel out of the country to a place where I will have peace and spend the rest of my life with my children but I couldn’t make it for I am weak and severely sick. Moreover, no Embassy would grant me Visa to her Country with my hairs withering and boils all over my body. I will like you to keep this top secret and Confidential. From all indications, I know that my days are numbered. In the light of The above, I have contacted you to assist me to transfer out of Ghana, The SUM OF $15 Million USD and the 250kg of Gold which my husband Deposited as [GOLD TREASURES] with a security company for the up-keep Of my children, and safe-keep it for my children as they will be coming Over to your country in due course to live and school. My Dear ,All I need Is a sponsor who can finance this project and secondly after the fund is secured YOU WILL INVEST THE MONEY FOR MY CHILDREN IN COMMERCIAL ESTATE OR ANY BUSINESS OF YOUR CHOICE YOU DEEM HEALTHY. For your effort, I am prepared to give you 25% of the total funds. I am looking forward to hear from on private email abavana01@gmail.com while thanking you for your anticipated co-operation,I will also need your personal email address with your telephone and full name. Kind Regards, Mrs .gity Abavana abavana01@gmail.com | ||
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| If you're not doing it I'm going to!! Just joking. It amazes me that some people think they would actually see $3.5 million and go for it. Maybe Demonfish would be interested. Still like the chick with the tongue!!
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| I get that crap all the time lately. Now I take a moment of my time, from a separate email address, and send them my thoughts about their scamming ways and the fact that they are living proof of humanoids cross-breeding with Water Buffalo. | ||
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