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07-10-2008, 06:41 AM

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FORTUNE COOKIE SAYINGS....FUNNY**

CHINESE FORTUNE COOKIES:

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Virginity like bubble,

one prick, all gone.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who run in front of car

Get tired.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who run behind car

get exhausted.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man with hand in pocket

feel cocky all day.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Foolish man give wife grand piano,

wise man give wife upright organ.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who walk through

airport turnstile sideways

going to Bangkok

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who scratch ass

should not bite fingernails.

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Man who eat many prunes

get good run for money.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Baseball is wrong:

Man with four balls cannot walk.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Panties not best thing on earth!

But next to best thing on earth.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

War does not determine who is right,

war determine who is left.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Wife who put husband in doghouse

soon find him in cathouse.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who fight with wife all day

get no piece at night.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

It take many nails to build crib,

but one screw to fill it.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who drive like hell,

bound to get there.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who stand on toilet

is high on pot.

*~*~*~* ~ *~*~* ~ *~*~*

Man who live in glass house should

change clothes in basement.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who fish in other man's well,

often catch crabs.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Man who fart in church

sit in own pew.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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07-10-2008, 11:42 AM

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Now that is funny!! I know funny and that is it!!!!

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07-10-2008, 12:46 PM

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Stop breathing the fumes while your welding. Some funny chit there though.

:laughing4 :

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