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Old 12-23-2007, 04:08 PM   #1
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Hillary's first night !!

HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT

Hillary Clinton
Was sworn in today as President
She has disposed of Bill and is spending her
first night alone in the White House.

She has waited several years for this.

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FIRST NIGHT:

Suddenly!
The ghost of George Washington appears to her,
and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

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SECOND NIGHT:

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,

"Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

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THIRD NIGHT:

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says,

"Go to the theater"


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Old 12-23-2007, 05:07 PM   #2
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I thought she would sleep with an intern or something on her first night.
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She hasn't slept with anyone in the Whitehouse since Vince Foster was killed.
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I thought she would sleep with an intern or something on her first night.
I thought she'd ask Monica over .
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Old 12-24-2007, 07:39 AM   #5
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I didn't say it had to be a male intern.
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