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01-22-2008, 05:06 PM
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IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.." We haven't used Sears repair since. IDIOT SIGHTING My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can jus t give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said ?We? re sorry but they cou ld not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back$1 and 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the clerks at McD's. IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." >From Kingman , KS IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person be h ind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce. From Kansas City IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledg e, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in Birmingham , Ala. IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded , "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" S he was a probation officer in Wichita , KS IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a lunch at Texas Instruments. IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip b a ck into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less. IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door As I watched from th e pa ssenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi STAY ALERT! They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE
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01-22-2008, 05:30 PM
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| i saw one last night on the t.v.news! she was trying to tear down an opponent while defending her dirt bag husband. all the while trying to make herself look good. PRESIDENTIAL??? i think not! | ||
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01-22-2008, 06:34 PM
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| Special K, intimidates the mierda out of you, doesn't she? You probably voted for the incompetent, drunken, coke head, draft dodger in office now. Did you "misoverestimate" him? And his "mission accomplished"? You might be a walking argument for an IQ test for voting rights. Hate on, rightweiler. FIGHT TIME!!!!!!!! | ||
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01-22-2008, 06:40 PM
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| Roy, Those are great! Darwin at work!
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01-22-2008, 06:54 PM
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01-22-2008, 08:23 PM
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| NBS Member  Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Westbrook CT
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| I think Plugmeister got into the Sambuca again......  | ||
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01-23-2008, 07:59 AM
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| oops!, sorry about striking a nerve..... forgot about the politics & religion thing. i'm not happy with where our country is now either. i'm sure things would be rosier in a gore & kerry world,(you know gore really won the election & all people of intelligence voted that way) maybe soon things will lean left again few months till fishin'..........peace | ||
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01-23-2008, 08:20 AM
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LMAO good ones
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