Joke Of The Day

AlloyToy · 03-02-2007, 06:25 PM

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby
and as he does, his elbow bumps into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says,
"Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I hope you'll Forgive me."
She replies,
"If your penis is as hard as your elbow,
I'm in room 221."

AlloyToy · 03-04-2007, 06:57 AM

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts
rubbing his wife's arm.
The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist
appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.
"The husband, rejected, turns over.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
"Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

AlloyToy · 03-06-2007, 06:09 PM

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed
there for a number of years. He came home one day to confess to his wife
that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife
suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill
said he would be too embarrassed.
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later ,
Bill came home and his wife could see
At once that something was seriously wrong.
What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this
Tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed.
Yes, I did." he
replied.
My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened
With the pickle Slicer?"
" Oh...she got fired too."

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