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What have you got to say about the topic of: "love lawyers!". Here's how is started: "been spending a lot of time with lawyers lately taking care of my brother's estate "
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01-11-2008, 08:30 AM
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been spending a lot of time with lawyers lately taking care of my brother's estate & i'm reminded of an old joke that rings true. Q: what's the difference between prostitute & a lawyer? A: a prostitute stops screwing you after you're dead! | ||
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01-11-2008, 09:02 AM
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| NBS Member  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Pt. Judith/Green Harbor/W.Mass
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| Funny how even if they are on you side they can look you in the eyes.......lie to you.......then hand you a bill 
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01-11-2008, 10:02 PM
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  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Tiverton, RI
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| Reminds me of the days of Johnny Carson who said " It was co cold outside today"... (and the audience response was "How cold was it!?"), Johnny then replied; "I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets"! I miss Johnny's monologues...
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01-31-2008, 12:39 PM
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| NBS Member  Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: WESTFIELD,MA.
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| 99.9% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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01-31-2008, 05:42 PM
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| NBS Member  Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Wynnewood, PA
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| I guess I am part of the .1% who works his ass off to save dumb-asses after they have gotten themselves up to their neck in shi_. Its always the lawyer's fault, not the guy who ran off with the trade secrets or the guy who drove drunk or the crazy sister who contests the will or the jackass who drove into somebody after "forgetting" to pay the insurance bill because the cocaine was calling......I could go on and on....... | ||
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01-31-2008, 07:11 PM
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| NBS Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: branford
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| Wow an honest attorney, you must have a small boat. | ||
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01-31-2008, 07:17 PM
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| NBS Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Wynnewood, PA
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| I'm so honest I don't own a freaking boat.  | ||
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01-31-2008, 07:35 PM
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| Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Branford, CT
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| The AMA has announced that it will no longer use rats for medical experimentation. They are going to use lawyers instead. They gave 3 reasons: 1) There are more lawyers than rats. 2) You can become emotionally attached to a rat. 3) There are some things a rat just won't do. Q--What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A--A good start. | ||
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01-31-2008, 08:08 PM
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| NBS Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Wynnewood, PA
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| What do you call a teacher's union? The Mafia.  | ||
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01-31-2008, 08:35 PM
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| Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Branford, CT
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| Wasn't this a tongue in cheek lawyer thread? You want to turn it into a nasty name calling thread? I haven't had enough sambuca yet. PS-Teachers can't strike--they don't have a "union". | ||
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