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What have you got to say about the topic of: "New CT Based Barbie Models". Here's how is started: "Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Connecticut market: GREENWICH BARBIE: "
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02-08-2008, 08:59 PM
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Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Connecticut market: GREENWICH BARBIE:  This princess Barbie is sold only at The Mall in Old Greenwich Green. She comes with an assortment of Louis Vuitton handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WILTON BARBIE:  The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit.. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WATERBURY BARBIE  This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife,a Chevy with dark tinted windows, a Meth Lab Kit and boyfriend Gangsta Ken. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills),unless you are a cop and then we don't know what you are talking about. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GLASTONBURY BARBIE:  This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- STAFFORD SPRINGS BARBIE:  This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free. We don't know where Ken is because he's always out a-'huntin' with HILLBURN Ken. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FAIRFIELD BARBIE:  This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie wears a leopard print outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends. Percocet prescription available. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHELTON BARBIE:  This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of the house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Let's not forget the ass tattoo and thong. Also available with a mobile home ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OLD LYME BARBIE:  This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BRIDGEPORT BARBIE:  This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional! accessories include a GED and bus pass. Pimp Daddy Playa Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- EAST HADDAM BARBIE:  This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts. | ||
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02-08-2008, 09:38 PM
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02-08-2008, 09:48 PM
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02-09-2008, 09:01 AM
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02-09-2008, 09:29 AM
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DAM !!! What a let down.  Don
__________________ "I was so poor growing up that if I wasn't a BOY I'd have had nothing to play with" Piker Ancient Mariner | ||
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02-09-2008, 01:09 PM
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| Barbie should look more like this. 
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02-09-2008, 03:53 PM
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| Where's the Gold Club Barbie 
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02-10-2008, 12:35 PM
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| Winsted Barbie ... Barbie works full time and is always pregnant. ken is actually Barbie's brother..sports a mullet has only 1 unrotted tooth, doesn't work. and is a pack rat junk collector ... trailer trashh.jpg | ||
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02-18-2008, 10:05 AM
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| stafford springs barbie.....dats what I'm talkin' bout.......keeps the trailer warm so when I get home to eat my burnt tv dinner I don't have to do nuthin' but throw my feet up and scratch my balls.... | ||
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02-18-2008, 03:00 PM
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| I wish this was plugmeister barbie | ||
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