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What have you got to say about the topic of: "Smart Kid". Here's how is started: "One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did for a living. "
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02-22-2008, 06:07 PM
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| Smart Kid One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse, businesswoman, Saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your mother?" "No," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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02-22-2008, 07:36 PM
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| I've Been Banned !! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Branford, CT
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| Right on! Funny! What's not funny, of course, is the arrogant, incompetent moron that has been in office for 8 years, effing up our country and the world. Voted for him, did you? Oh, I'm sorry, who would ever admit voting for that coked up, drunken, draft dodging idiot? (maybe the Swift Boat Liars for Falsehood?) Legacy Yale-Skull (extra thick) and Bones member. "Mission accomplished." "Brownie, yer doin a great job." "WMD's" "9-11 connection." Approval rating lowest in history. Deficit highest in history. Recession. Record trade deficit. Plummeting dollar. Abyssmal international esteem. Intractable war. Abandoned environmental protection. Tax cuts for the rich and Exxon Mobil. Appointee after appointee resigned in disgrace for incompetence and corruption. Record high energy prices---and profits. I guess Dumbya was "misoverestimated" by some voters. Well, thank GOD he was the candidate of "real American values." If we can no longer thump our chests we can at least thump our bibles. We held the line against those Satan worshipping scientists and their nonsense about global warming, evolution and stem cell research. Dumbya is destined to rank, in the annals of history, with other Republcan luminaries like Harding, Hoover, Coolidge---at the bottom of a very deep barrel. Other than that, he'd probably make a decent taxi driver. |
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02-22-2008, 07:47 PM
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| Hey Plug... Don't sugar coat it, tell us how you really feel.... 
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02-22-2008, 08:33 PM
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| NBS Member  Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Jersey
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| IM WITH YA PLUG, bush cant go soon enough for me but I don't really discuss politics or religion as people feelings get hurt too easy |
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02-23-2008, 09:24 AM
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| NBS Member  Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Westbrook CT
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| Hey Plug... are you a history teacher or something??? 
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02-23-2008, 04:20 PM
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| I've Been Banned !! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Branford, CT
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| WOW! No one's gonna call me names? You know, demoncrat, demoscum, democrap, democom, moonbat, whacko, looney lib, libtard, bleeding heart----have the Bush minion evangelical righties tucked their tails between their legs and run for cover? As in back under a rock. Let me know if you find Frist, DeLay and Rove under there. |
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02-23-2008, 05:57 PM
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| Quote:
Demoscum........ 
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02-23-2008, 08:50 PM
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| I've Been Banned !! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Branford, CT
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| Well, my teaching is history--you're right there! |
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02-24-2008, 07:56 AM
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| NBS Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Westbrook CT
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| Throwin in the towel??? I heard they were going to give you a bonus for all that good stuff you did this year with the kids.
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02-24-2008, 10:58 AM
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