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Police Warning
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs, to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, in cans, from taps, and in large "kegs."

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific-looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings, in a familiar scam known as "A Relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "Marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know. (And women with a sense of humor!) If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.

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FART FOOTBALL
An old married couple had no sooner hit the pillows
when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven points."
His wife rolls over and says " What in the world was
that?" The old man replied, "Its fart football."
A few minuts later his wife lets one go and says,
"Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one
go and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and
says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker
and says, " Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on
the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he
strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it
everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, " What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

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Zac_S

i heard a slightly different version involving a 'blocked kick!'

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bound to cover just a little more ground

ocsawdust

Heard of bad cases referred to as "coyote ugly". Men have been known to chew their arms off before waking said predatory women to escape wrath.