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Old 03-07-2010, 10:21 AM   #1
 
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FINALLY, THE SIX (6) ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:


Q:WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUNDA WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?


A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.











Q:WHAT IS ANAUSTRALIAN KISS?




A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under'.






Q: WHAT DO YOU DOWITH 365 USED CONDOMS?




A: Melt them down, make a tire and call it a...
"Good Year"!!!











Q: WHY WERE HURRICANESNORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?




A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.











Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHENTHEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?




A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...











AND:










Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATEEMBARASSMENT?




A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.








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Old 03-08-2010, 08:17 AM   #2
 
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these are funnier than ethnic bashing........ my $.02
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LMAO....I'm guilty of the last one............I've only got three inches, but she likes it that fat!! LOL.
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Old 03-09-2010, 08:20 AM   #4
 
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speaking of that....

i been working out a lot during the winter doldrums.

i notice that as my belly shrinks my peter seems to grow,
or at least now i can see it!
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