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A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wantedffice her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and floppy. Naturally, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret, and of course the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after surgery, she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Confused, and on the verge of becoming angry, she immediately calls for the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation," she said. The surgeon tells her he most certainly had carried out her wishes for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt sad because you had to go through this all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted in the surgery and empathized with you because she had the same procedure some time ago." "The third rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He just wanted to thank you for his new ears."
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