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Old 02-14-2008, 10:49 AM   #1
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Valentine's Day

Joe was in trouble. He forgot his valentines day gift this morning.
His wife was really angry......

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a
gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 5 seconds
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Joe got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there
was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and
brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Joe has been missing since Friday. Please pray for Joe.
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Old 02-14-2008, 11:36 AM   #2
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Now that funny!!!!
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LMAO good one!
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Good idea, I'm going out now to get a scale. I'll let you know
what happens.
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Good idea, I'm going out now to get a scale. I'll let you know
what happens.
Let us know where to send the flowers LOL.
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i like it.................shhhhhhh
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Old 02-15-2008, 06:14 AM   #7
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R.I.P Joe
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