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    Non Politically Correct----still Funny

    A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his testicles ached almost all
    of the time. The doctor told him to stand on the examining table and drop
    his pants. The doc put one finger under the midget's left testicle and told
    him to turn his head and cough - the usual method to check for a hernia.

    "Hmmm..." mumbled the doc as he put his finger under the right testicle.

    He asked the midget to cough again, "Hmmm, I see the problem," said the
    doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.

    Snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side, then snip,
    snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, on the left side. The midget was so
    scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping
    did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to hop down off the table and
    pull his pants up. Then to walk around and see if his testicles still ached.
    The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's
    office and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.







    The midget said, "That's perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it! What did
    you do?"

    The Doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."

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    NBS Angling Addict Whatever's Avatar
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    Not bad Chucky, not bad. LOL
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    That's no joke, that's the play by play from Chucks last doctor's visit.
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    Tread Lightly Tall Boy...i Am Going To Call The League Of Nations

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    THANKS!!! JUAST SPIT MY HOMEMADE GLASS OF WINE ALL OVER !!!
    The wife also walked in while I was laughing.... AND called me an ass.....
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    that's in an ass? thats all she called you? you're marriage sucks...seek a counselor!

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