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    NBS Extreme Angler Jim's Avatar
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    funny..........really

    AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

    1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
    boiling water down your throat & presto, the blockage will be almost
    instantly removed.

    2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
    someone else to hold them while you chop away.

    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
    simply
    using the sink.

    4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
    a
    few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use
    a timer.

    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
    from
    rolling over & going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
    will
    be afraid to cough .

    7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
    forget all about the toothache.

    8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really
    are:
    You only need two tools - WD-40 & DuctTape. If it doesn't move and
    should,
    use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.







    9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

    11. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.

    And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know
    when
    you might need them to empty your bedpan.

    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES.......... THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
    ANYTHING,
    BUT..... THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN
    A
    FLIGHT OF STAIRS

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    i'm friggin crying.oh my god, that post is worth the price of admission to nbS$

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    Some very good advice there! LOL

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    #6 How true is that lmao

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    This one is so true I don't even find it funny!

    8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really
    are:
    You only need two tools - WD-40 & DuctTape. If it doesn't move and
    should,
    use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.


    LOL

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